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Gonna have the ultimate adventure
Gonna have some real cowboy fun
Grab my lasso and my denim jacket
I’ll show you how the Wild West was won
Gonna ride some horses, rope some cattle
Gonna smoke a cig and shoot a gun
Bandana ‘round my neck I’m ready
This town’s too small so you had better run

The sheriffs dead and I own this place now
We had a gunslinging standoff cause
His wife was drinking at the saloon
And I wanted to tap that fine poon

Gonna have the ultimate adventure
Gonna have some real cowboy fun
Grab my lasso and my denim jacket
I’ll show you how the Wild West was won
Gonna ride some horses, rope some cattle
Gonna smoke a cig and shoot a gun
Bandanna ‘round my neck I’m ready
This town’s too small so you had better run

And now I’m starting to get a feeling
There’s something wrong, there’s something up
There’s no more girls, there’s no more chicks
All I see is tons and tons of dicks

Now I kinda get it, now I think it’s too far gone
I thought this girl was Dawn, but now his name is Ron, he wants to get it on
Now I think I’m stuck here, now I really can’t escape
This starts to feel like rape, our bodies in weird shapes, I hope it’s not my fate
I just want a way out, I just wish that I could be free
Refund my money to me, but now I’m covered in pee, my waiver no agree
I just want to forget, I just hope that no one will know
No cameras filming this show, I get up quickly to go, goodbye from Cowboy Joe

Gonna have the ultimate adventure
Gonna have some real cowboy fun
Grab my lasso and my denim jacket
I’ll show you how the Wild West was won
Gonna ride some horses, rope some cattle
Gonna smoke a cig and shoot a gun
Bandanna ‘round my neck I’m ready
But now I’m covered in all cowboy cum UGH!

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from Based On True Events, released September 13, 2019

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