Folks Who Like To Read

from Based On True Events by Br00tal Beefcake

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Book clubs, reader gatherings!
Are all events I really should explore
Library, adult novelty
50 Shades is how I like my whores

Figure out a way to get these books out on the market
If I could pick the type of people to which I want to target
The stories that I want to tell relate to you and me
So go and buy a book today and read it you will see

Plot twists, sudden irony
Ways to keep a reader’s full attention
Flash back, a quick parody
Make sure you always increase the suspension

This one talks of high school fun, 10 years later still not done
I sit and try to concentrate but writers block I can’t create
A spreadsheet to log all my work, a reference file, some small perk
A book idea that would sell, a quick escape from my own hell
I really think the stories great, multi layers, tales of fate
Sometimes they end with such demise and others make you empathize
A story for all walks of life, for young children, a dude, a wife
And that’s just how the story goes, if you won’t read you’ll never know

Folks who like to read!

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from Based On True Events, released September 13, 2019

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