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Hairstyles I Like

from Based On True Events by Br00tal Beefcake

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Going on a date tonight, make sure my shirt and pants are tight
Whole outfits gotta coordinate, be ready out the door by 8
Grab the comb and sculpt my dome, my looks should really hit it home
Been at the gym so I look fit and my hair is styled like Brad Pitt

First you gotta rough it, and then you gotta fluff it
Then you grab some product and be careful as you buff it
Next you take a picture, lean against a bathroom fixture
And when all of that is set you’ve got the perfect hairdo mixture

First you gotta rough it, and then you gotta fluff it
Then you grab some product and be careful as you buff it
Next you let it grow and carefully you cut it slow
So you can document it and put it in your slideshow

Sometimes I envy Hollywood
I see all their perfect hair and I wish I could
And if you ask me how I did this spike
I’ll show you all the slides for the hairstyles I like

Check my online dating app, theres nothing there, oh shit fuck crap
I bought new clothes for my big night, tell all the ladies I don’t bite
I really need to find the one, that special person I’d call hun
Tonights the night I will and oh, I’ve got that style just like Leo

First you gotta rough it, and then you gotta fluff it
Then you grab some product and be careful as you buff it
Next you take a picture, lean against a bathroom fixture
And when all of that is set you’ve got the perfect hairdo mixture

First you gotta rough it, and then you gotta fluff it
Then you grab some product and be careful as you buff it
Next you let it grow and carefully you cut it slow
So you can document it and put it in your slideshow

Sometimes I envy Hollywood
I see all their perfect hair and I wish I could
And if you ask me how I did this spike
I’ll show you all the slides for the hairstyles I like

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from Based On True Events, released September 13, 2019

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