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I'm An Ass, You're An Ass

from Based On True Events by Br00tal Beefcake

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Everyday’s the same
Everybody plays the game
Always out there for the win
Always will be, and has been
All my neighbors hate my face
But they should stay back in their place
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned
Its everybody gets their turn

Everything we’ve done
And all that we have won
It doesn’t change our DNA
It doesn’t matter if we pray
So every woman is a chick
And any dude can be a dick
Let’s make a toast with our glass
Cause everybody is an ass!

I’m an ass but you’re an asshole

Now that we’re all here
Now that you’ll hear me loud and clear
Excuse me I forgot to mention
I hate your face, there’s growing tension
No way to filter from my brain
My thoughts are fast like pure cocaine
So what I say is what you get
And I don’t care if we just met

Take all this advice
Heed my warning, no one’s nice
If you listen you might find
You might have a change of mind
So start walking into work
And start acting like a jerk
So join up with us the masses
Cause we’re all a bunch of asses!

I’m an ass but you’re an asshole

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from Based On True Events, released September 13, 2019

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