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Kung Fu Gandhi

from Based On True Events by Br00tal Beefcake

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Somewhere deep down in in fantasy
There is a book that you will probably never ever see
It tells a tale of comradery
Between Gandhi and his gang of Kung Fu employees
It’s not published, at least not yet
But I don’t think that you can write a better book than that
Take in the concept, prepare the set
He teaches peace and patience, ninja focus, not a threat

Oh! We must find a way to go
Teach the world about what we know
We give it our all from the heart
We must find a way to revive this old martial art

You might think that it’s conflicting
But it’s not really that hard to see what I’m depicting
He had a vision, he had a plan
He used an ancient Chinese practice to go against the man

Oh! We must find a way to go
Teach the world about what we know
We give it our all from the heart
We must find a way to revive this old martial art

Some will come and many will go
But we’ll stay headstrong fighting the status quo
With our bodies and with our minds
We’ll make a positive influence on all of mankind
If it comes down to the wire
Display of my focus, walk barefoot on hot fire
I’ll show you the message and I’ll convert you
Practicing the ways of this peaceful Kung Fu

It will depict all the battles won
The conflicts that were resolved easily without a gun
Some parts of India, some part Chinese
But you’re never gonna find another story like these
I’ll make a profit, not call it greed
And try to sell it to all the different types of folks who read
That is the plot line, its fresh and new
About Gandhi showing off his badass Kung Fu moves

Oh! We must find a way to go
Teach the world about what we know
We give it our all from the heart
We must find a way to revive this old martial art

Some will come and many will go
But we’ll stay headstrong fighting the status quo
With our bodies and with our minds
We’ll make a positive influence on all of mankind
If it comes down to the wire
Display of my focus, walk barefoot on hot fire
I’ll show you the message and I’ll convert you
Practicing the ways of this peaceful Kung Fu

We will not be stopped
We will take apart
The social constructs
With martial arts
Paradigm shifting
We must decree
Take your step forward
Join us and Gandhi!

Some will come and many will go
But we’ll stay headstrong fighting the status quo
With our bodies and with our minds
We’ll make a positive influence on all of mankind
If it comes down to the wire
Display of my focus, walk barefoot on hot fire
I’ll show you the message and I’ll convert you
Practicing the ways of this peaceful Kung Fu

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from Based On True Events, released September 13, 2019

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